Most Disgusting Pizza!

Me and the Kids got home a little later than normal tonight... I like to have supper ready by 5 o'clock to eat.  We got home at 6, and I still had dishes, and had to do all the prep work.... So it was Friday night, and I thought to myself--- I am going to have pizza delivered---(something I have never had the luxury of doing  before)  So I called up the local pizza place in Moscow, ordered online, got their newest yummiest pizza- whole wheat crust and the whole 9 yards... I like to venture out and try new things... So I thought, this will be fun, a bottle of A&W, and a fun new pizza for our Friday night.  It had some things on it I didn't know what it was- several different kinds of sausages - I thought.  7 o'clock, the doorbell rang and their was the nice pizza man with a hot and ready pizza and a cold A&W.  I was so excited, dinner in a box and I was done for the night.  So I called the kids in and they sat around the table, their mouths watering... I opened the box, and Addy said, "mom, I don't like hashbrowns on my pizza...."  I started to laugh and said Addy those aren't hashbrowns, that is sauerkraut.  At that moment I knew I had went a little to far on my adventure for food...  It had two different kinds of sausage, sourkraut, a lil' cheese, some kind of mustard sauce underneath all the uck.... It was the [most all-time, ever in the world, disgusting] pizza I had ever eaten (seriously, it was like a giant hot dog mashed into a large circle).  Addy would not eat it at all, brit had two bites and sid said, "mom, it's a good thing you ordered the A&W huh?"  I apologized over and over, and begged their forgiveness... Lol!  Sid did manage to get through one of the slices, and then went for another one, and said, "I don't know why I'm reaching for another one...." She threw it in the box, and ran outside.  Sorry "Pizza Perfection" I don't know if I will order another pizza again... It will take a while to get over that one!